Browns fans are no strangers to using Craigslist as a creative outlet to vent their misery. Just two years ago someone tired of watching Brandon Weeden threw up a wanted quarterback ad — something they desperately still need in the present!
And with the Browns facing the prospect of the second 0-16 season in NFL history, it should come as no surprise that a fan has taken to Craigslist to sell the team for the discounted price of $350,000. He claims the team is poised to storm the top of the AFC North with a possible No. 1 draft pick on the horizon and opposing quarterbacks getting old:
Door buster special! Investment opportunity for the right person – Professional football team that is currently in the NFL ( not in the AFL yet ) your beloved CLEVELAND BROWNS. YOU CAN OWN THE BROWNS FOR $350k! Act now for the lowest price possible. Buy low and sell HIGH. Value will skyrocket after one win. With your investment you get numerous time tested QBs, 17 rookies on the roster, a possible NUMBER 1 draft pick AND – the most loyal fan base there is. Keep in mind that the AFC north is soon to be depleted since Dalton is a wash up, Big Ben is getting up there in years and the Browns are in prime position to be atop of the division in the next couple of years. The one who has vision can see this cannot go any lower! ACT NOW!
Someone may ask $350k? The answer is yes- I drove all the way from NJ as a Browns fan to pay for a ticket against the Giants the weekend. Proceeds will be used to buy beers.
Can’t fault the logic here of a buy low here — the Browns hype train will be back on during the NFL Draft, they landed Jamie Collins for nothing, and they’ll probably win a game in 2017.
