Here’s Poor Tony Romo Watching Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott


You know who isn’t dead? Tony Romo. But you wouldn’t know it after reading all the sympathy coverage poor No. 9 has received this week after admitting Dak Prescott’s the guy in a prepared statement.

“Oh, he’s so classy.”

“What a pro.”

“Showing Drew Bledsoe and Brett Favre how it’s done.”

Yeah, all that shit makes me want to vomit. Tony has a sweet deal making his money standing on the sideline and not breaking his collarbone/back/clavicle. It’s pretty much a given that some part of his body will fracture every time a huge lineman slams him to the ground.

But here’s a reminder for everyone: Tony isn’t done yet. It’s entirely possible Dak gets hurt himself at some point this season, and you know who will be behind center in a flash. So yeah, Tony will watch Dak and Zeke do their thing and continue to be a good role model:

Tony Romo watching Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott

— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) November 16, 2016

Until it’s his time to shine again:

Tony Romo during today's practice

— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) November 16, 2016