20 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Usain Bolt’s 100M Gold Performance

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Usain Bolt was done in 9.8 seconds. All the fake hype built up by NBC before the 100m final couldn’t help make this one more anti-climatic. NBC tried to make it seem like Justin Gatlin had a chance against the world’s fastest man. You know who wasn’t buying that? The NSFWBDs. They knew better. They knew this was a race for second.

You have to give credit to NBC. They tried their best. Bob Costas got the thing in about Usain being more famous than Bob Marley. That sent Twitter into a rage. I think it was Lester Holt — can’t remember, I was coming down off a bender — tried to fire up the Gatlin vs. Bolt thing. Hahahahahaha.

And then the race happened. Gatlin thought he had enough of a lead. Bolt took a couple of steps, took the lead and coasted. Game. Set. Match.

Take it away, BDs.