PETA To Warren Sapp: Here's Some Vegan Lobster, Stop Being Shark Bait!


PETA sent word tonight to the BC email inbox that they are sending Warren Sapp vegan lobster after learning that he was bitten by a shark while lobstering in the Gulf of Mexico. As you know, Sapp has been on a fishing binge over the last several months, making us wonder if he’s working towards a career on the water to pay the bills.
PETA’s official letter to the NFL HOFer:

Dear Warren,
We heard about your interception of a defensive shark’s lobster dinner, so we wanted to pass along some delicious cruelty-free vegan lobster in the hope that it’s a winner with you and yours. We don’t want you running back to the water until you’ve tasted it—sharks work as a team to obtain food, so unwanted competition may be awaiting you.

Despite that nasty bite, it’s humans who rank as the deadliest predator of all. We hope you look after yourself, so we invite you to tackle any health problems with vegan foods and to be a champion of lobsters. All your fans at PETA are wishing you a speedy recovery.
Warm regards,
Andrew Bernstein and the PETA Team

Here’s what the Warren Sapp shark bite looks like:

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