Lindsay Lohan has taught me all about Brexit
Who knew that Lohan was some genius economist who could put Brexit in simple terms for the simple man. She’s out here lecturing the locals on the Pound and workplace fatalities. I miss the days when she was doing drugs and not being so serious. That’s what happens with age. One minute you’re doing lines of coke, the next minute you’re worried about your 401k and workplace safety. Lindsay turns 30 next week.
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