Johnny Carnival Worker, Aaron Rodgers Cooks With Pratt & Country Kim DeJesus

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Still don’t think Johnny Manziel is a complete mess?

Maybe that pic above of Johnny Football looking more like Johnny Carnie will change your mind. The guy is literally withering away unless he’s just dehydrated from partying in the Coachella Valley. Sores on the face. Look at those eyes. And yes, that’s Josh Gordon rehabbing with Johnny at a Coachella tent. Still think Johnny has a shot at getting signed to the Broncos? That would be like a compulsive gambler getting a job changing lightbulbs at MGM Grand. It’s over. No more football for this guy. I’m just glad I got to see him play in college, even if it was a disaster game at LSU.

Numbers fromĀ @SportsTaxMan:

Combined Payroll of starting rotation $13.2M Ryan Howard’s salary this season $25M

Johnny Coachella, OSU Spring Game Puker & NASCAR Guy Passed Out At Bristol