Johnny Coachella, OSU Spring Game Puker & NASCAR Guy Passed Out At Bristol

 
Spring cleaning weekend…while you lazy bums were at Spring Games, NBA Playoffs, NHL Playoffs, etc.
I had an emailer this weekend complaining that I’m slipping with Manziel coverage. It was another “Bro Bleacher Report is kicking your ass. Get it together bro. Step up your game. You’re getting killed,” email that looked very similar to the same thing one of you jerkoffs tweeted last week. Look, I said it last week and it still stands: We’re the little guy. We scrap when we can scrap with the big dogs. Bleacher Report had somewhere in the range of 100 bodies or so (maybe more, no idea how the social media hiring frenzy is going) working this weekend. We had one – Danny the Intern. I had spring cleaning to take care of, which included little things like rolling a 300 pound rock around the yard. Don’t worry, BC will beat Bleacher to many more Johnny stories that they’ll copy. They beat us one weekend. It happens.
Numbers fromĀ @ESPNStatsInfo:

Spurs won by 32. 1st time in NBA history that 4 teams won their opening game of the playoffs by 25 or more points.

Johnny Coachella, Lindsey Duke Is Back & Tebow Teams With Mike Holmes
Johnny Coachella, Lindsey Duke Is Back & Tebow Teams With Mike Holmes