JJ Watt has had a crazy fun 27th birthday today in Wisconsin where he’s celebrating the big 2-7 with his Texans teammates that he flew in for the festivities that have included working out, riding ATVs, eating lunch and dinner together, cornhole and even some laser tag this afternoon.
This is just like a birthday party for a 10 year old. Mom lets you invite like six of your best friends to go laser tagging at the local gaming center. That night you and the boys hit the hay in Spiderman sleeping bags. Mom orders pizza, dad goes into the TV room to discretely get hammered and at some point there’s ice cream because it’s your 10th birthday and you were promised Cold Stone.
That’s sorta how this whole birthday thing is going for Watt at his (not even remotely) remote Wisconsin cabin. The laser tag ended with Watt’s team losing. Not sure how that happened since everyone knows you always let the birthday boy win.
The red light means he’s “dead.”
