Cops: Florida State Fan Wanted For Showing His Dong To Alabama Women

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I’m shocked someone in Alabama didn’t send this one to me last week when news broke in that state that police were hunting for a suspect in a flashing case where a male flopped his dong out for a couple women to see. The suspect happens to be a Florida State fan.

BAM…that’s a post. Doesn’t get much more cut and dry than that.

Here are the details from WAFF:

Huntsville police are investigating two cases of a man exposing himself to women in the area of Whispering Pines Apartments on Old Madison Pike.

Police say the suspect was seen getting into a small, gray, four-door car at a nearby convenience store.

In photos, the suspect appears to be wearing a black Nike hoodie-style sweatshirt with gray pants and a maroon and gold cap.

Let’s cut to the chase here – that’s clearly a Florida State hat. Huntsville cops are looking for a Seminoles fan. That needs to be on the news. Think of how few Florida State fans are rolling around Huntsville, Alabama. That limits the suspect pool.

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