I know SEC fans laugh at the thought of Ohio State-Michigan being anything close to Bama-Auburn or Florida-Georgia on the level of hatred – or as a rivalry at all. SEC fans laugh at Ohio State-Michigan as some sort of game that was relevant 20 years ago. Hey rednecks, the people up here are just as crazy over rivalry games as you rednecks down there in God’s country where you name your kids after SEC QBs.
Proof of that can be seen in the Scottish Corners Elementary in Dublin, Ohio where 4th grade students have been learning about the Constitution and the court system. The 4th grade teachers even came up with a rap song to teach the kids about the three branches of government.
The teachers also had a judge come in to go over cases and the courts with the kids. And the judge used an Urban-Braxton-Harbaugh-Brutus hypothetical scenario to keep the kids’ attention.
This is how big Ohio State-Michigan is in these parts. It’s life just like those rednecks live in Alabama.
Deciding the case of Urban Meyer vs. Jim Harbaugh…. pic.twitter.com/BylXBV1kUt
— SCE-BW4 (@SCE4MB) February 22, 2016
Learning about the role of a judge in our government from a Judge! pic.twitter.com/1Bvf4bNOXR
— SCE-BW4 (@SCE4MB) February 22, 2016
The only thing here that I don’t approve of is the thought of Braxton conspiring with Harbaugh. Maybe we come up with a different hypothetical that doesn’t make Braxton look bad. That guy gave everything to OSU. Let’s work on that.
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