In case you haven’t heard, college basketball is back and last night was opening night. I’m sure a lot of people are so immersed in football mode right now that they didn’t even know. Well, college basketball returning means one thing and one thing only — we get to hear the psychedelic infused wisdom of Bill Walton during broadcasts.
Last night, Bill was out in China for the Texas-Washington game, and he talked about basically everything under the sun — except the actual game he was calling.
Our economy
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China’s economy
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China vs. the US in general
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Trent Dilfer level analysis
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Evil spirits
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And whatever this is
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That’s only one game into the season, folks. Just wait until we’re deep into February. Bill’s probably going to light a joint and start reading the Tipitaka live on air during some meaningless Pac-12 game.