That Was Alcides Escobar’s Wife With The Giant Implants In The Royals Locker Room

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BC reader @The_Foj was watching the Royals locker room celebration last night and couldn’t help but notice something blasting him in the face during one of the player interviews. He saw a woman in the locker room who didn’t seem to be part of the media contingent.
So I asked Royals fans to put on their detective caps. A retweet from Royals superfan @jeremyscheuch and we were off. It took about 2-3 minutes before someone noted that this woman is Francesa Escobar, the wife of Alcides, the Royals shortstop. Someone mentioned Alcides’ IG was where the action was going down. *Click.


Let’s just say when Francesa went to the implant doctor she had a buy one, get one free coupon. No wonder she couldn’t zip up her coat in the locker room. It would take an act of god for that zipper not to blast off and take out Cueto’s right arm. She’s on Instagram, but you’ll need to get lucky to get past her IG lock.

Looks like these two have an interesting life. Looks like they love water, shirts that don’t fit and the finer things in life. Sure isn’t like life here in Ohio, let’s just put it that way.

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