This St. Louis Cardinals Rap Song Cannot Be Unheard

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Last night, the blogosphere was busy fawning over the Seattle Mariners’ Twitter account and how their team does a great job of interacting with fans. Without a doubt in my mind, this social media praise will definitely not carry over to the St. Louis Cardinals.

Sure, maybe they engage with their audience too, but it really doesn’t matter thanks to this goddawful rap inspired by “It Takes Two:”

The video was originally made to pay tribute to Red Schoendienst (obviously), but “works” in a secondary way because the Cardinals are two games away from clinching the NL Central.

Attention, Pirates: Please use this video as fuel to win your remaining games and take the division.