You can make the argument that the Redskins season is already in the shitter 3 games into the season. Sure, they may only be 1-2, but when you watch them play you can tell it’s over. Kirk Cousins is a bum, RG3 is a cry baby, and everybody else is the definition of mediocre
It looks like this Skins fan has already realized this and is looking to unload his tailgate “Fanbulance” for a solid 24 grand.
Seller:
REDSKINS FANBULANCE FOR SALE
MD INSPECTED
NEW-TIRES, RIMS, BELTS, GLOW PLUGS, STARTER, ALTERNATOR, BRAKES, BRAKE LINES, BRAKE BOOSTER, TIMER
GREAT REDSKINS PAINT JOB
2 TV’S WITH DIGITAL ATTENIA
MICROWAVE
STEREO WITH OUTDOOR SPEAKERS
NEW PADDED SEATS
HITCH WITH BASKET
**KEG TAP ON THE OUTSIDE WITH 50FT COIL AND CO2 TANK**
24 grand is a lot when he isn’t giving us a look at the inside of this thing, but the beer tap is a nice touch. Any die hard Redskins tailgater would probably love it. Sometimes just going to the games and drinking your face off makes up for having a lousy team.
I’m assuming it’s going to be hard to sell this, but who knows with that crazy fan base.
