Loyal Ohio State Fan Will Work Anywhere But Michigan

What salary would it take for you to take a job in the territory of a bitter (sports) rival? For Ohio State fan Derrick Martin, there is no figure that would tempt him into uprooting his life to “that state up north.”
Seriously. A recruiter contacted Martin for a potential job in Michigan, but the Ohio State fanatic responded by saying he’d work pretty much anywhere else in North America (if it’s not bowl season):



Perhaps Martin should get in touch with Maurice Clarett? He was looking for employees for his transportation company about a month ago.

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