There were fireworks aplenty on Monday’s edition of “The Paul Finebaum Show” when Auburn fan Tammy called in to air her grievances in an amazing seven-minute rant. Topics covered by Tammy included: the underperforming Tigers, her husband’s current living situation, her new “toy,” and her need for a male prostitute.
Poor Tammy. All she wants is for Auburn to win every game so she can get out of bed and function like a normal human being. Unfortunately for her, our boy Stingray is on the prowl after Mississippi State’s 62-13 beat down of Northwestern State.
Stingray addressed Tammy in brutal fashion today, and put her on notice for the embarrassment coming her way via Mississippi State this Saturday. He even announced Auburn’s new (unofficial) war chant of “WORST. DEFENSE. EVER:”