Jason Pierre-Paul’s Fingers Look Ready For Some Football

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Jason Pierre-Paul’s destroyed right hand made its world debut Tuesday on an Instagram video released by Team JPP to prove that…Pierre-Paul can pull a sled with destroyed fingers? I’m confused here. How about Pierre-Paul just put his hand on a table and take a couple of IG photos. Post them, let us see that hand. Let’s see how bad the thumb is. Let’s see the middle finger.

We know the index finger is gone. We hear that half the thumb is gone. We hear there’s an issue with the middle finger.

I said in July that I didn’t think Pierre-Paul would play this season. I also said, once he was keeping the Giants staff at a distance, that there was something else missing. Now we hear the thumb is a mess.

There’s a decent chance that the Giants will put him on the non-injury list and not pay him. Was I right or was I right?

From Pierre-Paul’s Facebook:

God can turn any situation around for the better. Your hard times will lead to the best times of your life. Don’t believe the hype … Be back soon!

Hmm, OK.

Before blowing them off

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