We’re through one week of the NFL season and it’s safe to say that pretty much every Browns fan is on the #FailForCardale train. There was brief excitement when Johnny Football connected for a touchdown strike, and then, you know, the Jets defense ate up the offense. Hell, Ryan Fitzpatrick looked better than Johnny.
However, accepting another lost season does not mean you Browns fans have to forgo fun. In fact, it’s the pass you need to go all out in the tailgates and make sure you don’t remember what the hell happened on the field. And those drunken festivities can take place in your very own Browns tailgate ambulance.
The details from the seller:
This 1990 Ford F450 and all its beautiful appointments can be yours. We painted it a couple years ago, put a tv in it on a swivel bar. It has a fold down diamond steel coated bar. The bar is fully stocked with a couple shots of strawberry vodka (for the ladies). The truck only has 46000 miles on it. It has a 7.3 Diesel with a banks turbo apparatus on it. It’s a great deal of fun. It is parked right next to a detail/service facility, which could come in handy to fix the diesel fuel leak. The other negative is that you should get one of those little battery terminal screw switch things. If you leave the battery connected all this ambulance stuff will drain it down. It’s clean, it used to be a Emergency SWAT vehicle for a little community that more than likely never had any reason to need a SWAT vehicle. Ever. Power windows and locks too, and a tape deck. It’s 4000 bucks. Its a steal. Don’t temp fate with some stupid offer like $3850 and miss out on all your Muni Lot dreams. Don’t even call, it’s $4000. Definitely $4000. The way it sits. You can probably get a nasty black and yellow vomit van for $3850, but you’ll probably have to drive to Pittsburgh to get it.
Love the sass this guy has. He hates BS offers and the Pittsburgh Steelers — definitely a true Browns fan. Also, it’s mighty generous of the guy to include some strawberry vodka for the gals.
A look inside
The interior looks a little tight, but that might just be the giant TV:
Upon closer inspection, it looks like you’ll be paying for the outward aesthetic because no one in their right mind would want to drink with people in here:
But hey, at least it’s clean:
$4,000 definitely isn’t a terrible price for a sweet ambulance, but big parties may want to look elsewhere for something more roomy.
[Craigslist]
