Does Gronk have New England by the balls or does Gronk have New England by the balls. He has New England by the balls. The guy is now offering women (21+) the chance to pay for a spot at the Gronk Women’s Clinic, a football teaching factory led by the man himself. You know what else Gronk is good at? Making money off meatheads (yes, you ladies are no different than the meathead men out there) who’ll pay at least $160 for a three-hour clinic.
Don’t hate the hustle. We’re talking about a guy who says he’s never spent a dime of his NFL salary. That means the guy has to hustle to make money on the side with pool party appearances, Vegas trips, the Gronk cruise, showing up to hockey games to spike a puck, etc. The Gronk Clinic is just another one of those cash-cow events.
But we know there are New England Masshole chicks out there who’ll pay whatever it takes to get close to the guy, so don’t be shocked when this clinic is a sellout.
Here are your package options:
What woman out there doesn’t want Rob to tweet a selfie with her from his Twitter account? The next time you’re worried about the American economy, please think back to the time Gronk offered up a $3,000 package to a three-hour event.
Gronk is just doing his part to Make America Great Again.