Buy This Creeper Browns Tailgate Van (w/ Stadium Seats) — $7,000

The 1972 Ford Chateau Club Wagon above may look like any other creeper van you wouldn’t park next to in a mall parking lot, but trust us, there’s a tailgate paradise awaiting inside — if you’re a Cleveland Browns fan. So if you still need a ride to enjoy the Johnny Manziel Renaissance, this is baby is just waiting to get scooped up.
Still can’t get over the faceless exterior? Boom, stadium seats installed in the back of the van:

Additional details from the seller:

Hello I am selling my Ford Chateau Club wagon van has a lot of history with it built in Lorain Ohio . Was a Browns tailgate wagon in the 90’s then a tailgate wagon for Buckeye High School in 2000’s finally the most fun camping wagon to present. starts right up everything has been thoroughly gone over, runs and drives great 302 with an auto C-4 trans behind it followed up with a 9 inch rear end. Brand new true dual exhaust very loud and huge chrome tips to follow. Body has been undercoated from the factory and has been preserved from rusting, has also had under body painted. Trans and torque converter has been drained with new filter and type F fluid topped off. has been kept in a garage and been well taken care of. also has trailer hitch and wiring. Comes with Browns stadium seats in the rear as well

Now, are stadium seats and a cheap Browns flag enough for you to shell out $7,000? Probably not. In fact, we’re still trying to figure out why this thing is in between the driver and passenger seat:

That eyesore alone should require a mandatory price drop. Negotiate hard, friends.
[Craigslist]

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