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It’s been way too quiet from athletes/judicial system
Something weird is going on in the sports world. It’s been way too quiet with athletes and the criminal system. I keep waking up thinking today is the day that something SHOCKING hits the news and it just won’t. I’d even take something like Tiger Woods landing a DUI or something like that. This Tom Brady thing has kept the NY/NE media busy, but it’s not nearly juicy enough for the rest of the country. We need someone like Michael Jordan getting caught by his wife surrounded by five hookers. Something with an angle that can keep us going for like a month until the NFL season starts.
Sad news from the Hamptons
The cops are cracking down on public sex. It seems that the partying hipsters have just been banging in the streets. It’s all over.
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Bryce Harper Imposter Drinks A Beer, Theismann At The Gym & Redskins Shoes
Bryce Harper Imposter Drinks A Beer, Theismann At The Gym & Redskins Shoes