I’ve seen nice athlete houses over the years (Pete Sampras’ $20 million pad comes to mind), but it’s rare to see a place as balls to the walls with the pool like what Gio Gonzalez has going on with this Southwest Ranches, Florida house he’s trying to sell for $1,690,000. A pool that close to the kitchen is unheard of. A pool that close to where you sit around with the kids and watch Frozen just doesn’t happen.
This is like the Holy Grail for athletes who want to buy a place near Miami and live the Bilzerian lifestyle. The place is massive so the likelihood that you’ll run into all your side beefs in one night is low.
According to Gio’s realtor Renata Jernigan –@Renata_Miami – from The Agency Luxe:
REAL BUYERS ONLY!! Beautiful Ranch Home Full of Unique Luxury Features! Almost 5 Acres of land. Impeccable landscaping. Offers 4BR/5BA main house and an attached 2BR/1.5BA guest house perfect for family or staff. The house has a gourmet kitchen with granite counter tops and an island. Stainless steel appliances & marble floors throughout. Tennis/Basketball court as well! A MUST SEE!
5 acres! You can literally throw a rager and the neighbors will never even call TMZ. They’re so far away you’re completely safe here. What more can I say about this place? I’m ready to move to Florida right now.
Other highlights of Gio’s Holy Grail:
• So we have a total of 6 bedrooms and 6.5 baths over two residences
• You literally get a separate residence to keep your road beef away from the main beef
• Horses are permitted
• 5 miles from Whole Foods
• 15 miles from Tootsies
Mortgage: $6,400 a month before taxes and someone to landscape this place
