Browns Bank Robber, BBN Final Four Banners & Bilzerian Is Short

 
California’s historic drought
First thing I hear this morning is how California is running out of water and there are new extensive restrictions on water usage that will ban people from watering their lawns. This should be interesting. Does this restriction include the Padres, Dodgers, Angels and Giants? All the sports facilities around the state? Football fields like the Coliseum? The Rose Bowl? Are we as a nation prepared to watch the Rose Bowl played on synthetic turf? What about Dodgers Stadium with synthetic turf? Are we ready for a brown Pebble Beach? I’m actually excited for TMZ to catch celebrities watering their lawns. This will get fun.
Harry Reid’s retirement party
Sherri’s Ranch in Pahrump, Nevada is at it again. Now the brothel wants to host Harry Reid’s retirement party. This place knows how to get the business into a newspaper. Brilliant idea.
Numbers from @PaulEWalsh:
Stunning California stat on page 1 of today’s WSJ
2011: 57,648 people in drought conditions
2015: 37 million!

Bama Spring Break, Arkansas Fan Robs Panera & Jimmy Johnson's Boat
Bama Spring Break, Arkansas Fan Robs Panera & Jimmy Johnson's Boat