April Fool’s Day police
You on Twitter? By now you’ve seen the police presence. “April Fool’s Day is the worst,” according to the police. Yeah, because we’re all supposed to take Twitter so damn serious. The No Fun Police only want you to laugh or have a good time when they say it’s OK to have a good time. Fuck that. Have a great time. Drop those jokes. Send Photoshops. You could die tomorrow and miss out on a chance to laugh a little bit.
Here’s a shocker
Mississippi isn’t the most financially illiterate state. New Hampshire takes that title.
Numbers from @SportsTaxMan:
$163,934 = Amount that
#Dodgers P Clayton Kershaw will make per#MLB ‘in season day’ this year.#SportsBiz
