Roger Clemens Reportedly Told Birthday Girl She Has Nice Ass


Now this is the Rocket we’ve been waiting for to come out to play at a Texas bar. It’s about time. I was starting to get worried that Rocket, now 52, had gotten soft and didn’t have the charm with the ladies. The Swag King was reportedly gettin’ after it last night in San Marcos, Texas after watching his son and the Longhorns beat Texas State 6-4. Kacy, a sophomore, went 0-2.

Eventually Rog made his way to the bar for a little postgame celebration and ran into Lauren, who was celebrating her 21st birthday. Like Rog isn’t going to make the night fun. See, this is exactly what we want to see out of the retirees. Go out in your cargos and have a good time. You’ve earned it.

Roger reportedly being a gentleman:

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She had no idea that the night would eventually lead to a compliment from the Rocket:

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