There’s Nothing Sadder Than This Wannabe Baller Getting His Manhood Taken Away


A crime was committed at a local recreational center today when a fellow with a proficient basketball handle—and sweet Jordan 12 Taxis—showed no mercy on his gritty defender.

Seriously, the guy mesmerized his defender so badly that he just kept flailing all over the place. It definitely didn’t help that the guy kept trying after his initial dive. And the guys in the background? They couldn’t help but go, “Ooooooohhhhhhh!!”

If Jamal Crawford ever woke up one day in a bad mood and decided he was going to destroy novices at the gym, it would look exactly like this.

[H/T to Uproxx]

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