Off to a late start on your New Year’s resolution of losing 20 pounds? Don’t worry. We have a “non-certified”—but totally qualified—trainer that will have your bod beach ready (plus much more) for the summer in no time. Ladies and gentleman, meet Chuck M (via Reddit user “obviousplant“):
As you can see from Chuck’s very real qualifications, his program would likely feature a strong mix of different types of action cardio, a focus on balance and hand-eye coordination (MMA, Judo, vigilantism), and tactics to counter the supernatural. It’s the perfect program for those who need to be able to proficiently adapt to all types of situations—something other trainers from this 24 Hour Fitness would be unable to do:
So they all know CPR, big whoop. Their skills still pale in comparison to the wide scope of our guy Chuck. Just watch his training video, there’s no way you can pass him up:
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[H/t to Reddit; Complex]
Impressive Personal Trainer Can Punch Ghosts and Yell at Pigeons
