Need more proof that Gronk is one of the smartest, most talented football players of this era? The guy might seem like the ultimate meatball that used to show up at college parties and pound 35 beers, but deep down there’s a genius behind this guy. Take his latest idea to transform a former church bus into a party bus with a wrap job that hides what’s going on in that bus. I’ve said it time and time again, no professional athlete should ever get a DUI. Gronk just taught all of you how to conduct business after a night at the club.
Have your driver — Goon — pull up and you’re DUI-free. And you get a bus sponsor to offset the cost of a driver. Genius stuff.
— Gronk Party Bus (@GronkPartyBus) January 28, 2015
— Gronk Party Bus (@GronkPartyBus) January 26, 2015
The bus has received a paint job since Gronk revealed to MMQB that he had his own personal Uber ride to and from the bar:
Goon’s duties include driving and caring for the white party bus that’s parked in the driveway. Gronk bought it from a church on Long Island last summer, thoroughly renovated it and nicknamed it the Sinners Bus. It seats eight comfortably and includes hardwood floors, blinking lights and the kind of sound system one would expect from a nightclub on wheels. Goon flew to Long Island to pick it up and drive it back to Foxboro. It now doubles as an airport shuttle and a tailgate vessel for members of the Gronkowski family flying in for game weekends. “Just a normal party bus, nothing too crazy,” Dan Gronkowski, Rob’s older brother, says nonchalantly.
Based on its current travel pace, it looks like Goon will be in Phoenix to hit the clubs hard late tonight if he really pushes it across Texas.