It’s been ages since we’ve done a Roger Clemens swag update, so it would make sense that Rocket comes out of nowhere at the Ten Man Jam concert in Houston last week wearing what appears to be a World Series ring and his trusty phone on his belt. BC regulars will remember that Rog has been rocking the phone on the belt for at least a couple years now. Wearing the World Series ring to a country concert is a whole new level of swag for the legend.
And the guy doesn’t leave the house without some sort of goofy necklace that looks like he’s a freshman pitcher on some Big 12 team.
Here’s where I remind you that Rocket is 52.
The World Series ring thing is interesting. Is he wearing it so young chicks who might not otherwise recognize him as the Rocket, recognize the ring and start asking questions? Does Rocket let the hot chicks model the ring and then have a secret stash of IG photos on his phone? There’s definitely something fishy going on with that ring. More investigations to come.