The Hater's Sunday Recap: What Actually Happened Today

As we move into the final full work week before the holidays, spirits across the country are likely up. After all, Christmas is approaching- which means family and presents and food- all good stuff unless you hate your family.
That said, today still sucked. Here’s why:
1. Man shows up to Panthers game in Cam Newton car accident costume

What You Thought Happened: A funny, well-executed idea.
What Actually Happened: This was actually really fucked up.
2. Knile Davis gives TD ball to young Chiefs fan.
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 What You Thought Happened: An incredibly touching moment between a young boy and his dad. Look at how excited this kid is. If that doesn’t make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside then you don’t have a soul.
What Actually Happened: Didn’t you see this kid aggressively grab the football from his dad? What a selfish little fuck.
3. Matt Ryan gets absolutely obliterated
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What You Thought Happened: A riveting hit. This is what the NFL is really all about.
What Actually Happened: The refs called a penalty. The NFL as we know it is dead.
4. Colin Kaepernick misses Anquan Boldin, who was WIDE open.
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What You Thought Happened: A simple miss. You can get em next time, Kap!
What Actually Happened: Another example of how Colin Kaepernick has completely fallen part. He’s broken and it’s sad.
5. Mike Evans makes a really nice TD catch.
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What You Thought Happened: An amazing adjustment and catch by Evans. The guy is becoming a star right in front of our eyes and it makes me so overjoyed to see it happen!
What Actually Happened: Mike Evans plays for the Bucs. Nothing he does matters.

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