Is LeBron's Newborn Trying To Sabotage The Cavs' Season?

Ohio’s shining light, LeBron James, is making a serious case for father of the year.
On Sunday, he told ESPN’s top fake-source machine Chris Broussard that his sons Bryce Maximum and LeBron Jr. are barred from playing football—allowing only basketball, baseball, and soccer. (Of course, this elicited the trolls to come out and call him soft.)
Fast-forward to the early-morning hours of Thursday, and James is detailing the struggles of being the parent of a newborn baby (Zhuri) that just won’t go to sleep. His solution? A power play of musical artists including: Michael Jackson and George Benson:



Of course, that failed and after 29 minutes James did what he does best—defer:

The good news is the Cavaliers have Thursday off, and the King can go back to tweeting about important things, like his love for women who have first names that start with the letter “J.”