@bustedcoverage better pic pic.twitter.com/gsCvPIXaop
— Buddy Joey (@BradiKulous) September 17, 2014
I’ll just get this out of the way right now — Buddy tells me Bloated West Virginia Fan didn’t go through with flashing fans at tonight’s Pirates game. It seems she came to her senses and figured showing off her bloated cans would get her arrested and she would possibly miss Saturday’s Mountaineers-Sooners game because she couldn’t post bail, etc.
Have you ever been to West Virginia for a football game? This chick is a 9. I’m talking solid 9. You would be so drunk (they sell beer at Mountaineers games) that you wouldn’t even think twice going to town on those abs after 9-10 hours of drinking whiskey. The most important thing you can remember when going on a WVU football adventure is that you need to throw out all morals you ever had before entering the state. 6s turn into 8s. 7s turn into 9s. A 10 isn’t going to happen because she’s already dating a football player so don’t think you’re going to find a wife.
You would gladly tell Bloated West Virginia Fan that you want to party. Trust me on this advice (see below).
WVU/Pirate fan is eligible for the free 7th minute. #pirates #6minuteabs @bustedcoverage pic.twitter.com/1ybergYcZt — Buddy Joey (@BradiKulous) September 17, 2014
Bonus coverage:
So I was at the 2011 LSU-West Virginia game for the annual father-son SEC trip. We spent like two hours drinking and eating at some sports bar on the north side of the stadium (I think). We were crossing the street to head back to the tailgating madness when we saw these two standing on a street corner where their homies found a parking spot. It wasn’t really a parking spot, but in Morgantown you pretty much do whatever you want on gameday.
Again, you lower your standards at West Virginia games.
