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I was just doing my normal Instagram cruising this afternoon and HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE SPIDER IN LARSA PIPPEN’S POST-WORKOUT SELFIE! SOUTHERN BLACK WIDOW SPIDER! HO-LY SHIT!
I have no idea if Larsa Pippen, Scottie’s wife, was attacked or not. She hasn’t posted an update letting followers know if she’s safe or if Scottie had to rush her to the hospital.
Think about the Terminix guy who’s going to get this call. Scottie is out of town on Nike business. The kids are off at school. Larsa calls Terminix all panicked. The dispatcher says they’ll rush a guy out as fast as possible, knowing that this is the Pippen house and this is a clutch account to grab. Terminix guy rolls in and Larsa opens the door in her workout gear, sweating and terrified.
I’ve actually seen a couple videos start like this on the Internet. Classic plot.
[Larsa Pippen – IG]