That’s Tim Howard on Wednesday enjoying some R&R at the Big Kahuna Water & Adventure Park living his life like a normal American who didn’t just have the most important performance in U.S. soccer history. Big Kahuna only gets 3.5 stars on TripAdvisor. This hero shouldn’t have to slum it like this. Using a locker like teenage dorks who were dropped off by mom? Tim shouldn’t have to slum it like this. Get the guy his own cabana and private staff. We owe it to him.
We also have Pageviews at the ESPYs doing her best to tell everyone that Stoll needs to propose to her and do it NOW! I wrote last night how she’s openly calling on Stoll to make the move. Don’t think for a second she didn’t bitch to Tiegen that Jarret is dragging his feet. This shit is playing out in the media. It won’t end well.
Over/Under for Tiger Woods British Open finish? 39.5 place
Eldrick is tied for 8th this morning at -3 through 17. I’ll take the UNDER.