Marlins Begging Fans To Buy Tickets With BOGO Deal



Don’s sweat that the Marlins won’t let you use the BOGO on Opening Day. There’s a Groupon deal you can use for that game where you can get a $13 ticket.

How bad are things for the Marlins? They finished 29th in average attendance last season with 19,584 per game. The Rays, playing in a terrible barn, averaged 18,645.

Here’s your projected Marlins lineup. Get excited.

1. Rafael Furcal, 2B
2. Christian Yelich, LF
3. Giancarlo Stanton, RF
4. Garrett Jones, 1B
5. Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C
6. Casey McGehee, 3B
7. Marcell Ozuna, CF
8. Adeiny Hechevarria, SS