Thanks to our friends at Realtor, I’ve now picked out the house I’ll be buying and will be moving to Minnesota where I’ll blog for like five hours a day, and then play hockey and on a golf simulator the rest of the day. I might even add an indoor swimming pool to this 10,000 sq. ft. mansion. It’s only going for $4,495,000.
Look at everything you get in this Orono, MN sportsman’s paradise:
• 4 bedrooms; 5 full bathrooms; 2 half-baths
• 2 acres; putting green off the pool area
• One of the coolest golf simulator bar areas you’ll ever see
• Year-round hockey in a temperature controlled room
• 10 miles to Whole Foods
Mortgage: $17,000 before taxes and cleaning services
