We've been laughing at this guy since we first heard that there was a Pirates fan - with great seats - sleeping during yesterday's opener. You've waited all winter for April 5 for the start of the baseball season in Pittsburgh. This is gonna be the year. Erase the past. Yeah, then your team goes out and gets two hits off Doc Halladay. Not a good look on Opening Day, especially since this one is going to go 'viral' as the kids say. JUMP!
RAFAEL FURCAL GETTING NAKED IN THE CARDINALS DUGOUT! FURCAL WITH HIS GAME PANTS AROUND HIS ANKLES! ON ESPN! SFW, YET SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES! FURCAL MAKING UNI ADJUSTMENTS! Everyone can relax, just realize that this Marlins Ballpark offers multiple camera angles and this is what you'll be getting to look at this season. JUMP!
Former UFCer Pete Spratt was down in Brazil this weekend fighting on the Amazon Forest Battle 2 card against Daniel Acacio. Ho hum, just another MMA fight, another weekend. Spratt is 25-21 in his mixed martial arts career. That's why he's fighting in Brazil instead of sipping cocktails and slapping ring girl asses in Vegas. Anyway, Spratt, nicknamed the Secret Weapon, has lit up the MMA world with his KO of Acacio. Want to see a sick spinning fist? JUMP!
"We're going to throw it down to Gabriel Roxas who is down in the middle of a bunch of drunken rednecks who never graduated from Kentucky, yet make for good TV, so f-it, take it away Gabriel!" Of course Gabriel is in his sweet blue dress shirt in the middle of a bunch of puking, p*ssing, fornicating rednecks who're getting a head start on the destruction of Lexington. Gabriel, being a professional stuck in Lexington, does his thing. "How do you feel?" JUMP!
Of course you didn't realize there was a Mexico vs. Canada Olympic qualifier this weekend at Livestrong Sporting Park in K.C. The useless news: Mexico won the match, 3-1. The more interesting tidbit from this game: some Mexico fan one-punch KO'd a couple of Honduras bros in the best one-sided fan fight of the weekend. Wait, what were Honduras fans doing at a Canada-Mexico match? It was a doubleheader. Honduras faced El Salvador. JUMP!
The Dallas Stars were in Vancouver last night and for some reason there seemed to be an inordinate amount of Stars' jersey chasers hanging on the glass during warmups. And one backwards hat bro. Of course some Stars fatty was holding a sign for goalie Kari Lehtonen. One thing led to another and Kari launched a puck in the fatty's direction. The bad part? Kari drilled the dude instead of the fatty. JUMP!
Who you got in this fight? Crazy Muslims starting sh*t with Diego Maradona's WAG? Or Diego Maradona and his batsh*t crazy mustache going into the crowd last night at a stadium in the United Arab Emirates? You see, Diego has seen his share of soccer fan fights over the years. Just think of those wars in the Italian Serie A league. And who knows when homeboy is jacked up on coke. Wrong move, UAE WAG hecklers. Diego is coming for your asses. JUMP!
Talk radio goes days and days without something that piques our interest. Blah, blah, blah. And then Don Mattingly comes on the Dan Patrick Show and drops a "this little sh*t" bomb when referencing Ozzie Guillen. You just figure Donny will talk some baseball, keep it clean and get off the phone. Nope. Commence the iPhone i-Team! VIDEO! NOW! HURRY! JUMP!
MUST-WATCH! OMG! BELLY FLOP MOVE OF THE CENTURY! AUSTRALIA VS. NEW ZEALAND BELLY FLOP-OFF! BELLY FLOP BRO CRUSHING THIS BACK FLIP SMACKER! FAT BASTARD ACTUALLY LANDS THIS BELLY FLOP! CRUSHED IT! KILLED IT! BOSS MOVE! UNBELIEVABLE! NOW WE'VE SEEN IT ALL! 4:00 MARK! JUMP!
Never heard of Johanna Quaas? Are you kidding me? Pure legend. Here she is at the recent Cottbus 2012 World Cup doing her thing in the floor routine. She's 86. Nope, not kidding. Look, we know 3/4 of BC readers are fat turds sitting at an office desk just hoping make it to happy hour. You could learn something from Johanna this afternoon. Just watch this old broad bouncing around a floor. Sure beats sh*tting your pants in some rest home. JUMP!
The Kansas Jayhawks had just wrapped up a 60-57 victory over N.C. State last night so of course the TBS cameras wanted into Bill Self's lockerroom to get the post-game speech. Congratulations, boys. Blah, blah, blah. Oh, and then Bill reminds certain players that they'll be "taking a leak" after media. Can't say we knew college basketball players were subjected to random drug tests. JUMP!
Nope, don't regret that headline one bit. Nope, not afraid of the Bible thumpers headed our way to threaten violence against us. Nope, not afraid of the a**holes who'll tell us we're going to Hell. It's your great leader, Pat Robertson, who went on TV last night and openly rooted for Peyton Manning to get hurt so the Denver Broncos would learn a lesson. What lesson? That you don't trade God's son. Of course this guy deserves to be smacked around by Lexington Steele. JUMP!
As we told you late last night, Rex Ryan is in Baton Rouge, Louisiana for LSU Pro Day that happens later today. Leave it to a couple bros at what we believe is Walk-ons restaurant & bar to be the first to Tebow the Jets head coach. Bonus points: they had a backup phone recording the scene. Let the hysteria begin! JUMP!
Remember the Pistons-Clippers game the other night when Blake Griffin blasted some woman holding nachos and a beer. To her left was backwards hat wearing dbag. Ring a bell? And here we figured that was the big highlight in that game. Wrong. One dude watched until the end when Chauncey Billups was chatting with his old friends. In the background was a woman doing something down there. JUMP!
While much of the attention from Saturday's Sens-Maple Leafs game was paid to two lesbians getting engaged, there was action off the ice that stole our hearts. It's been a pretty quiet year when it comes to NHL fan fights so this 100-level action got our attention. As an added bonus, we get a couple broads throwing bombs. Special attention should be paid to Phil Kessel chick. JUMP!
Not a secret - the Rangers & Devils hate each other. The coaches hate each other. The goons really hate each other. The Zamboni drivers hate each other. Etc. So it was no secret what would happen at the beginning of last night's game. :03 into the showdown and six pugilists were dropping gloves and hammering each other. Yep, that's a member of the ice team cleaning blood off the ice. JUMP!
The big weekend news in Ottawa, Ontario? This lesbian wedding proposal Saturday night where Senators fan asked for her Toronto Maple Leafs lesbian lover's hand in marriage. This isn't some sort of joke conjured up by rascally interns. Real deal. Really lesbians showing love in front of thousands of unsuspecting fans. Oh, just wait until Rush Limbaugh hears about these Canadian sluts disgracing a hockey game. JUMP!
Did you know that Bay City, Michigan is home to many fine Irishmen? Same here. Anyway, the locals had their parade, got drunk, probably watched the Nationwide race at Bristol and punched each other. Nothing gets chicks in Bay City punchy like some Ne-Yo & Pitbull background music. Just look at the weight difference as Notorious B-I-G-G-I-N' (shoeless, by the way) decides to throw around her weight. Oh, it's on, bitches! JUMP!
Of course we despise soccer dorks and those who play a sport where diving and acting like a giant pussy are usually rewarded. Now, there are those of you in the United States who claim to be 'HUGE' soccer fans and think the sport is so special. Defend this garbage from Marko Devic of FC Metalist Kharkiv in the Ukraine Premier League. Yeah, this happened this week during a penalty kick. JUMP!
You know why people in Florida are so crazy? Because they have nothing going on all day besides drinking, laying on a beach or sitting at the ballpark in the 9th inning of yesterday's Tigers-Mets game in Lakeland. Seriously, look at how many people are still captivated by a meaningless game filled with scrubs. Just loaded with old people and losers wasting time between job interviews. At least we get a foul ball video out of this. JUMP!
Things were relatively quiet last night in the NHL as everyone prepares for Thursday's return of soupy brain Sidney Crosby. St. Louis lost in Chicago. Boston got drilled in Tampa Bay. Blah, blah, blah. At this point in the season we need some fans fighting to spice up a quiet season. Seriously, the only video from last night that is even close to being BC worthy is Tom Hanks trying to be a hardo. JUMP!
This Chicago Bulls fan loves New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin. So what does he do? He spits in his hand (and tells us about it repeatedly) and then high fives Lin and his teammates as they run onto the court. It started what was an all-around crappy night for Lin, whose team lost to the Bulls in Chicago. We kind of wish someone would have punched this kid in the face, but unfortunately, that didn't happen. Here's the video.JUMP!
Remember how Hines Ward was busted last summer on a DUI charge? Yeah, at this point not a major deal in the grand scheme of a 'we've moved on,' culture. But then TMZ went and got the arrest video. What did we learn about Ward? He dreaded the possibility of ESPN learning of his arrest and splashing it on SportsCenter. Remember, ESPN is owned by Disney, which owns ABC, which produces Dancing With The Stars. Can't choose your coverage, Hines. JUMP!
There are plenty of hockey experts out there who can tell you all sorts of details on tough guys floating around the NHL & AHL. What we know is that, according to his Twitter account, we're scared sh*tless of this Steve MacIntyre guy. He's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins enforcer after spending some time this year with the Pittsburgh Penguins. So yeah, Sunday was an enforcer night for Steve. He jumped a goalie & wanted to fight everyone. JUMP!
So Real Madrid played Real Betis this weekend and, of course, Madrid won the game thanks to a two-goal day from Cristiano Ronaldo in a 3-2 victory. Blah, blah, blah. Of course we're not going to get into the intricacies of international soccer because you guys have like 3 minutes of jerking off time at work. Let's cut to the chase, C Ron scores a goal and a Betis fan starts grabbing his junk. Suck this, Ronaldo. JUMP!
Ever wondered what would happen to a guy who took an Aussie Rules Football to the face? This happened tonight in Australia during a match featuring West Coast vs St Kilda. As you'll see, bro on the ground went for what the locals call a 'smother.' It's like blocking a punt. Except these guys are going in face-first without a helmet. Guess who got knocked the #$*@ out? Yep, this guy. JUMP!
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YOU MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO! DO YOU LIKE ANTOINE DODSON? HANDS DOWN BEST DRUG ARREST NEWS STORY YOU'LL SEE THIS WEEK...THIS YEAR...EVER! Anyway, enough with the bold red fonts. If you're at work and can't watch, please come back tonight and watch as these homeboys are kinda pissed at the cops for busting drug dealers in their hood. Of course this is sports-related. Do you see that guy's Marques Colston jersey? JUMP!
We think Rob Gronkowski might have impregnated a Vancouver-based broad a few years ago and might not know that he has a son that looks to be about 5-years-old. Maybe 6. Yes, the math doesn't add up, but the kid's dance moves make us think his father is Gronk. Just watch as 'Little Gronk' the other night destroys Rogers Arena during this LMFAO stop in the action. Swag, b*tches. JUMP!
Good chance you've never (a.) heard of a former basketball player from Louisiana-Lafayette by the name of Anthony Johnson, and (b.) watched an Air Asia ASEAN Basketball League brawl. Before broadband these Asian basketball league fights would be underground on VHS tapes. Today we get to seen Johnson yesterday drilling this Asian over a hard foul in a heated game between the Air Asia Patriots & the San Miguel Beermen. Seriously, that's the teams nickname. JUMP!
So ESPN's Michael Smith took his show on the road yesterday to the MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference where he wanted to talk numbers with the brightest minds. What he got instead was some MIT bro jerking off what looks like a cup - on live TV. This was a prestigious event with the likes of Scott Boras, Michael Wilbon & Bill James speaking. But the highlight for us has to be Masshole busting his cup nut. JUMP!
It's your lucky day, ladies. We're giving away two tickets. Two FREE tickets to the gun show that Laron Landry is putting on this offseason. The 'Skins safety went from just uploading photos of the gun show to now recording these workout sessions. Smart move. We're hooked and the beat is nice. Just blasting that hot beat in the BC office today. This one's for you, haters. Look who's gettin' ripped while your ass be grindin' on a Ben & Jerry's. JUMP!
So this Craig James for Senate campaign is rolling along as the former ESPN blowhard goes from friendly AM talk radio show to friendly old coot retirement centers across Texas telling voters exactly what they want to hear. Taxes? Hate 'em. Illegal Aliens? Major problem. Obamacare? Is it in the Constitution? Spending? Out of control. Guns? Love 'em and have three around my bed to blast punks who stop by uninvited. JUMP!
The Pirates had a pitchers bunting competition yesterday and it didn't end so well for the lowly N.L. Central doormat. A.J. Burnett, who was supposed to help this team get over the 75-win hump, stepped into the cage and squared around to lay one down. (Remember, he's been in the AL since 2005.) Things don't end well for the team's new #1. Yep, foul ball right in the face & his ass was put on a flight back to Three Rivers. JUMP!
Craig, yo, you're on live TV. At this point there's not much we can do to help you start over. GO, GO, GO! Keep going. It's too late. You already uttered "Son of a bitch...one more time...start it over," on live TV. We repeat, you are LIVE. Yes, this happened to Craig Smylie who thought he was recording his sports spot. NOPE, IT'S LIVE! LIVE! CRAIG, YOU'RE LIVE! JUMP!
Hey, did you hear? Juan Pablo Montoya hit a jet dryer attached to a truck that holds jet fuel and blows sh*t off the track after rain delays and crashes? You didn't? Yeah, figured you morons hadn't watched the news this morning. Anyway, in case you haven't watched SportsCenter this morning, Juan Pablo Montoya caused this firebomb. Yeah, it's like dominating the morning shows & ESPN. Seriously, hit the jet dryer. JUMP!
Everyone is killing Fox 5 sports dude Ross Shimabuku for an alleged gender-bashing incident this weekend for something he 'allegedly' intended to say, but didn't say, during a sports report. In fact, many are trying to put the word 'bitch' into Shimabuku's mouth. Watch this report and see if you think Ross intended to call Danica Patrick a bitch. Everyone needs to calm down with the allegations, especially towards an Asian who speaks perfect English. JUMP!
Big news out of Allen, Texas this weekend where a broke guy returned to the football field because, well, he has no choice. What other football job can Terrell Owens get these days besides playing indoor football in Allen, Texas? None. So there was T.O. Saturday night getting his first catch & TD in the 2nd quarter of the Allen Wranglers season debut. Hate T.O.? This will bring a smile to your face this morning. JUMP!
This is the big video of the morning across the Internets because (a.) it happened a few miles from Manhattan and (b.) it's Seton Hall, also known as bro central. But we're focusing more on who the guy is that's getting plowed by security guards after the Knights knocked off #9 Georgetown. That would be a red sweatshirt. From our fuzzy memory of Seton Hall, can't remember red being in that school's colors. JUMP!
This one comes to us via our old friend Mo Egger at ESPN 1530 (visit his blog) in Cincinnati who had the DVR rolling for Xavier-Dayton over the weekend when this happened. It's James Bates providing the play-by-play. He's ready to break down this contest with Steve Wolf. Cameras are rolling. And then James takes a tumble as his stool is flattened like a pancake. JUMP!
Of course this didn't get much play on the Internet yesterday because most bloggers aren't really paying attention to Phoenix Suns' postgame show videos. This happened Sunday after the Suns beat the Lakers as the locals were celebrating their 13th win of the shortened season. Lakers fan, being his normal d-bag self, thought it would be cool to drape homey in his #24 jersey. Wrong move, bro. JUMP!
Tonight we take you to the world of regional MMA, which isn't much different than regular MMA, except body parts are coming off people's bodies. Kenneth Crowder delivered an elbow so vicious it ripped his opponent, Shane Tyner's ear right off. Seriously. You can see it laying right there on the mat. David Cronenberg couldn't have scripted it much better. Here's the video. Don't watch it while eating. JUMP!
As if Dereck Chisora didn't do enough this weekend to disgrace the sport of boxing. You might remember on Friday when we showed you Chisora bitch slapping Vitali Klitschko. Then Chisora spit water in Wladmir Klitschko's face before the WBC title fight. Then Chisora actually went the distance with the champ, only to lose on points. Then, fellow heavyweight David Haye gave him shit in the post-fight presser. That led to this massive brawl. JUMP!
Normally we'd pass right over this story because who the hell wants to spell Dereck Chisora and Vitali Klitschko in a blog post. So from here on out we'll refer to Dereck as the Black Brit & Vitali as the Russian Honky. These two are facing off tomorrow night for the WBC Heavyweight belt and Black Brit decided to get in an early bitch slap while wearing that robbery rag. Who wants to watch boxing? NOT US! JUMP!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO....HE'S NEVER COMING BACK! (*UNTIL LBJ IS READY TO RETIRE) JUMP!
Would this qualify as "Linnsanity?" New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin has become a media darling and his face is all over the place, but one Florida State sorority girl apparently doesn't have a TV or know how to use the Internet. While we presume she wanted to ask Lin to her formal, she instead asks "Jerry Linn," who she thinks plays for the New York Giants and is black. She loves black guys. We're sure daddy loves that. Here's the video.
And here we figured if anyone would be able to get news about Mark Sanchez out of Kate Upton it would be a lesbian like Ellen. You'd think that this would be a situation where it's just 'girl talk' and Upton would be slip up after all the media she's been doing. Not so. Upton might be only 19, but she knows the tricks these lesbians use to get intel out of her. In other news, that cleav was just blasting through our LCD. JUMP!
We were going to let this go, but late this afternoon ESPN's PR department released a statement with Digger Phelps name on it regarding what happened at Vandy on Saturday morning. BC told you early Saturday that Kentucky fans were going to crash the Commodores big moment on ESPN GameDay. But what happened before the show started has UK fans p*ssed off and bloggers trying to figure out why Digger Phelps is such a hardo. JUMP!
These Chinese people are killing us with their sudden interest in American-born Jeremy Lin. The highlights from Asian broadcasts are making their way to YouTube and what we've learned is that these freaks can't get enough graphics and symbols onto a screen re: Lin. It's so crazy, two minutes into this video, we get 'Who's Your Daddy' across the screen. That's right, 'Who's Your Daddy' gets onto Chinese SportsCenter but Robert Flores would get fired over this stunt. JUMP!
Had to throw this up tonight because guys on Twitter are going nuts over Louisville guard Peyton Siva giving his teammate Chane Behanan some ass grab action during a timeout in a Syracuse victory at Freedom Hall or whatever they're calling that arena these days. Yes, that's a long sentence. It's getting late, so f-off. Anyway, our Twitter followers want to know if Siva went beyond the normal pat the ass? You make the call. JUMP!
Who knew that today some guy black actor named Anthony Anderson would be the talk of the Pebble Beach Pro-Am. Most of you probably know Anderson as Mahalik in the Scary Movie series. He will now be known as the black guy eating a plate of ribs on the course at Pebble Beach. He also dropped an awkward gay joke on live TV about fellow actor-comedian Jackie Flynn. JUMP!
We met Central Michigan senior Jake Taylor this morning on YouTube. It seems he was up to his normal superfan routine the other night at a CMU women's basketball game when some photojournalism student bothered him with a media request. Jake isn't your normal superfan who only bandwagons the men's team. He's out there causing havoc at women's games with his maroon suit, loafers and fuzzy hat. We know a panty dropper when we see one. JUMP!
Buccigross: What's The Rock cookin' these days? The Rock: (paraphrasing) Something, mango, blah, blah, blah...That's bullsh*t, by the way.
For some reason the New Orleans Hornets chose last night as its 80s night for 2012 and brought in Will Ferrell to introduce the Chicago Bulls. Bloggers are literally choking on themselves over this routine. Look, it's funny stuff, but as you can tell from the crowd's reaction, they were confused why Will Ferrell was in their city on a Wednesday night. Is it really that easy to book Will these days? Just tell him it's 80s night? JUMP!
Of course the stupid videos from yesterday's Giants' parade are rolling in, and this honey hole is where we spend our energy for the next three days. Take this idiot climbing a Manhattan building to get into a window where fans are egging him on. Yep, they shut the window on his dumbass. How does he get down? Easy, he drops into the arms of cops who are waiting below. Dick move by the people in the window? JUMP!
Yes, we've been ramming Super Bowl party stories down your throat this week because (A.) GQ & Maxim actually let us in, and (B.) the crew at GQ treated us like kings and have to be the most chill party throwers on the Super Bowl circuit. Of course it didn't hurt that we had the lovely Ashley Salazar handling the questioning duties. Like David Arquette, T.O., Hines Ward & Andy Roddick wouldn't stop to chat with Ashley. Of course they did. JUMP!
At this point you're well aware that Rob Gronkowski's ankle held up pretty well at the Patriots post-Super Bowl bash which was held like an hour after the team lost to the Giants. Anyway, Gronk acted just as you'd expect a 22-year-old to act after losing the Super Bowl. Dude grinded on some chicks, danced with his fellow New England bros and threw his arms in the air like he just didn't care. No worries, you might never get back to a Super Bowl. JUMP!
Poor, poor Boston sports fan, especially Patriots fan. Life must be hard not having a world champion to celebrate every six months. Take this ridiculous Patriots girl and her wails as Eli Manning was balling on Hoodie's dream team. She's lived her life cheering for winners - since birth. We figure she's 16, maybe 17. So she would have been 5 or 6 in 2002? Fuzzy math. Didn't get much sleep. Anyway, suck it up, darling. Tommy can't win 'em all. JUMP!
Long after most of the TV cameras had left last night's GQ Super Bowl Kick-Off party, Erin Andrews stopped by the Stutz Business Center in downtown Indianapolis. Her good friend Brooklyn Decker happened to be at the party, too, with her husband Andy Roddick. No biggie, right? Just Erin Andrews stopping to party. Um, then EA and Decker did an impromptu interview where we learned interesting details about Pageviews' fascination with the SI swimsuit model. JUMP!
Lindsay Soto and Deion Sanders are handling the on-field reporting duties from today's Super Bowl XLVI media day. Of course Prime Time is asking the off the wall questions while Soto is sticking to her journalistic roots by asking the serious stuff. She cornered Bill O'Brien, the new Penn State head coach, and wanted to know about having his balls in the air. Wait, what did she just say? JUMP!
DUNK OF THE YEAR! BEST DUNK OF THE 21ST CENTURY! BEST DUNK I'VE SEEN SINCE...WELL...EVER! BLAKE GRIFFIN JUST GAVE ME A DUNK BONER! I CAN NOW DIE DUNK OF A LIFETIME! KENDRICK PERKINS JUST GOT POSTERIZED! Blah, blah, blah. Our reaction to the Blake Griffin kinda dunk/kinda a finger roll from last night's win over Oklahoma City: Perkins' foul effort sucked. JUMP!
Say "Joke-A-Vich" about five times in a row. What phrase does it sound like you're uttering? "Choke a bitch," right? Exactly. Over the weeekend, our hero at SportsCenter (besides Steve Levy, of course), Robert Flores, came up with the tennis call of 2012. Balls to the walls from this Flores guy. What the hell are we talking about? And why is Flores on your screen next to Chappelle? Here is the highlight in question. Prepare to lose your sh*t. JUMP!
If you've already seen this one and plan to write us an email, "Dude...that one is so old. Saw that like weeks ago," save it. Could care less what you saw three weeks ago. It's the first time we've seen West Virginia unloading on a stadium cop at the Orange Bowl. And our asses haven't taken a full day off the Internet in like 7 months. Anyway, here's Train doing some Aerosmith during halftime when drunk WVU guy starts swinging. JUMP!
You know what makes local TV sports much more enjoyable? Forklift drivers plowing light poles outside Gillette Stadium. Of course local TV sports is useless. Homerville. But there were people still watching Fox 25 live yesterday when Stevie Wonder gave us a Top 5 video of 2012 contender. Can't make up this stuff. Patriots fan is so focused on Indianapolis in February that small things like light poles can't derail their Lombardi ambitions. JUMP!
Yes, you're going to have a hard time making out the morons in this video who are beating the sh*t out of some guys in the streets of San Jose after last night's Giants-49ers game. But those blurry faces are wearing 49ers jerseys and are pretty much destroying a couple of homeboys. The reasoning? We figure it has something to do with Kyle Williams fumbling away the 49ers sixth Super Bowl trip. Um, someone's going to wake up today with a headache. JUMP!
God bless, Charles Barkley. You know what makes me proud as a human being? That I'm living in the Charles Barkley generation. One of these days you'll find yourself thinking back on life and the treasures that made our time on Earth that much more enjoyable. Barkley will be one of those twinkles in your eye. He's the black Jimmy the Greek. The black Bill Maher. The black John Madden. All rolled into this drinkin', gamblin', hilarious ball of flesh. JUMP!
Big night on American Idol for karaoke hopefuls and women with ties to the sports world. Last night, we told you about Brittany Kerr, the Charlotte Bobcats dancer, who was sent to Hollywood. Now we learn that former MLB pitcher Joe Magrane made an appearance thanks to the voice of his 15-year-old daughter Shannon. As a bonus to this madness, Steven Tyler said that Shannon was "hot." Not creepy at all for this legendary pervert. JUMP!
And here we figured 49ers fans went home peacefully after their team beat the Saints last Saturday night. Not so, according to this video uploaded on YouTube showing 49ers fan smacking a fellow fan with what appears to be a beer bottle. The title says its a 49ers vs. Saints fan brawl...but it appears to be all red jerseys brawling like the street thugs they are. If Philly controls the East Coast asshole market, San Fran is gradually peeling away the title from Raiders fan out west. JUMP!
Pull yourself together, Double Chin. If anyone should be pissed that the Packers were knocked out in the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, it should be this guy who spent $250 on Packers stock so I'd be legitimately on the bandwagon. You...are just ridiculous thinking that those sparkles on your nails cost the Packers a trip to the NFC Championship. (If this is fake, this is the best acting job we've ever seen from a Packers chick.) JUMP!
Roger Federer's first-round match at the 2012 Australian Open was pretty much a snoozer, (7-5, 6-2, 6-2) but there was at least one takeaway. Alexandre Kudryavtsev was in this rally with Federer and decided to go baseline backhand. Only problem was that he was a little late with the shot and it got away from him. Yeah, so there was one of those Aussie Open ballboys standing at the referee stand. WATCH OUT, HUGH! JUMP!
So the Chicago Blackhawks had a game last night against Minnesota which means very little to us. What does matter, however, was the intermission when Greg from Lemont was a 'Shoot The Puck' contestant. Hawks sideline reporter Sarah Kustok chatted with Greg after he missed his shots and things seemed to be going especially well for Greg last night. He was likely a few beers deep and decided to pull a Joe Namath and tell Sarah something very personal. JUMP!
Our fascination with Drunken Wade Boggs cannot possibly be satisfied with just yesterday's story of how Wade crashed a Mexican wedding and was hitting on a married pregnant woman. So we went searching for more Drunken Wade Boggs. Eventually BC editors dug up this night at Snappers in Key Largo when Wade takes the stage to cover the Garth Brooks classic 'Friends in Low Places.' Wait until you hear the crowd's reaction to this drunken debauchery. JUMP!