We threw a little party last night on Twitter for the fine people of Boston who had two radicalized maniacs torment them for...
Finally, a giant f-you to those on the West Coast who think it's funny that our asses have to stay up until midnight for the end of Nebraska-Ohio State. Thanks, ESPN intern. In other sports news, who watched ESPN's 30 for 30 'Broke' documentary? Sad shit, right? Doesn't get any worse than Bernie Kosar being so broke he couldn't afford to keep his daughter out of porn. That's broke. Then there's crack addict Keith McCants and his trips to jail. Let's get rolling!
What did we learn yesterday about the NFL? Michael Vick somehow has the Eagles at 3-1, the Patriots are the best 2-2 team, the Bengals have the best young offense in the league, Atlanta will clinch the NFC South by Thanksgiving and Arizona is the biggest phony 4-0 team (NFL Standings). Defense doesn't win championships these days. The Cardinals are a fraud waiting to be exposed. The headline in today's NY Post: Tebow should get chance to start. Let's get rolling!
Thanks, ladies, but the boobs already have the refereeing under control. Plus, do you know the difference between a simultaneous catch and an interception? Didn't think so. I'm looking at you, 3rd from left. Call me (via @Hooters). In other ref news, YOU MUST LOOK AT TODAY'S NY POST COVER. Best sports-related Post cover since this one from a summer Yankees-Red Sox series. In MLB news, the Tigers find themselves in a tie with the White Sox. Let's get rolling!