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Feb 20, 2014Features
Great Sochi Stache, Sochi Horse Meat & Busy Beaver

Great Sochi Stache, Sochi Horse Meat & Busy Beaver

Filip Flisar rocking the hipster stache in Sochi, this server is a busy beaver and check the protein being served...

Feb 19, 2014Features
Cookie Monster At Bar, Putin Face & Katana Security

Cookie Monster At Bar, Putin Face & Katana Security

Best bros. “Cookie” & “Monster”, Putin struggle face while Russian goes down. Do you see random sh$% while driving to...

Feb 18, 2014Features
NSFW Fat Man, Internet Trolls Are Jerks & Sewer Blocked

NSFW Fat Man, Internet Trolls Are Jerks & Sewer Blocked

Pussy Riot in Sochi, fat man just whipping it out, cherry pie looks like a “cherry pie” and Dino-meat. Do...

Feb 17, 2014Features
Anal Canadians, Canseco’s Pet Turtles & Everyone Wants My Meat

Anal Canadians, Canseco’s Pet Turtles & Everyone Wants My Meat

Three hot anal Canadians, Jose Canseco’s pets and Canadian bobsledder wardrobe malfunction. Do you see random sh$% while driving to...

Feb 14, 2014Features
Buffalo TV, KD’s VD shoes & Summer-like Sochi

Buffalo TV, KD’s VD shoes & Summer-like Sochi

Channel 2 in Buffalo, NY sent a reporter dressed up in a bear costume to hug passengers arriving at the...

Feb 13, 2014Features
Freddy Krueger in Atlanta, Great Ikea Promo & Bobby Brown On Skis

Freddy Krueger in Atlanta, Great Ikea Promo & Bobby Brown On Skis

Freddy Krueger braving the snow in Atlanta, IKEA knows how to get people in the sheets & Bobby Brown helps...

Feb 12, 2014Features
National Guard Made In China, Al Roker Ugly Sweater & Great Mountain View

National Guard Made In China, Al Roker Ugly Sweater & Great Mountain View

Thailand loves its Black Cock Whiskey, I could ski behind Julia Mancuso all day and don’t go down the stairs...

Feb 11, 2014Features
Florida Gators Flag In Sochi, Goalie Transport & NSFW Newscast

Florida Gators Flag In Sochi, Goalie Transport & NSFW Newscast

Canadians have a passport sensitive beer fridge in Sochi, Pornhub in the search history and Switzerland flag underwear in the...

Feb 10, 2014Features
News 5 Fail, Give Your Valentine Crabs & Our Nuts, Your Mouth

News 5 Fail, Give Your Valentine Crabs & Our Nuts, Your Mouth

Zdeno Chara wooing the ladies in Sochi. Two dead found dead. Referee is King of the Court. Do you see...

Feb 7, 2014Features
Dallas Getting Just The Tip, Sochi Toilet Fail & Chairlift In The Rear

Dallas Getting Just The Tip, Sochi Toilet Fail & Chairlift In The Rear

Dallas just getting the “tip” of snow storm, LBGT Google Doodle and check out the old lady riding in style...

Feb 6, 2014Features
Broncos Fan Gets Trolled, Ovi8 Coke & The Shermanator Save the Date

Broncos Fan Gets Trolled, Ovi8 Coke & The Shermanator Save the Date

Broncos fan gets called out on his own truck, Cake in the ass. on the menu in Sochi and The...

Feb 5, 2014Features
Northeast Ice Storm, Ticketmaster STD & More Sochi Shaming

Northeast Ice Storm, Ticketmaster STD & More Sochi Shaming

Parents trying to buy Sesame Street Live tickets must type in Gonorrhea (?), Sochi’s brown water, and a bee in...

Feb 4, 2014Features
Old Man Dries Junk With Hand Dryer, Broncos Offense Shade & Tron-pong

Old Man Dries Junk With Hand Dryer, Broncos Offense Shade & Tron-pong

Virgin America busts on the Broncos offense, old man drying his a$$ and balls with the hand dryer at the...

Feb 3, 2014Features
WTF Is Up With This Super Bowl Couple & Look at Peyton’s Eyes

WTF Is Up With This Super Bowl Couple & Look at Peyton’s Eyes

This chick has her man by the balls in their Seahawks-Broncos couples jersey, Percy Harvin hospital gown and Skittles shortage...

Jan 31, 2014Features
Kid Moose’d Adam Oates, Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Koozie & Great FL License Plate

Kid Moose’d Adam Oates, Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Koozie & Great FL License Plate

Blue Jackets fan gives Adam Oates moose antlers, Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl Champs koozie and football morph suit. Do you...

Jan 30, 2014Features
Omaha Broncos Displays, Putting the D in Denver & Smoking in the First Halftime

Omaha Broncos Displays, Putting the D in Denver & Smoking in the First Halftime

Broncos produce display; putting the D in Denver, Islanders black face and check out the Edmonton Oilers’ penalty kill. Do...

Jan 29, 2014Features
Pelvic Thruster, Indiana University Rubber Ears & Georgia Is Closed

Pelvic Thruster, Indiana University Rubber Ears & Georgia Is Closed

Check out this gym-rat pelvic thruster. Elsewhere, Indiana University is giving away rubber cauliflower ears at wrestling matches, and the...

Jan 28, 2014Features
Denver Airport Omaha!, Skittles Beast Mode Flavors & Ryan Miller’s Sochi Helmet

Denver Airport Omaha!, Skittles Beast Mode Flavors & Ryan Miller’s Sochi Helmet

It is so cold that Tony’s Sasquatch Hunters’ Club meeting is cancelled and Minnesota is cancelled. Also, check out Ryan...

Jan 27, 2014Features
Crabtree’s Tears, Skittles Sausage & Keep Calm – Omaha, Omaha

Crabtree’s Tears, Skittles Sausage & Keep Calm – Omaha, Omaha

Seattle restaurant serving Crabtree’s tears, great Broncos soda display and Keep Calm & Omaha, Omaha. Do you see random sh$%...

Jan 24, 2014Features
Super Bowel Party Platters & Seth Rogen Nails Bieber Tweet

Super Bowel Party Platters & Seth Rogen Nails Bieber Tweet

Either an epic fail or great marketing catering banner, ARod has a new job while suspended and the Biebs, what...

Jan 23, 2014Features
Weather Channel Graphic Fail, USA Olympic Fail & Sherman, Miley or Bieber?

Weather Channel Graphic Fail, USA Olympic Fail & Sherman, Miley or Bieber?

Weather Channel calls it Winter Storm Anus, the J blends with the background. A Denver billboard asks who is worse...

Jan 22, 2014Features
Arena Arnold Wins Mugshot Game, NFL Neighborhood & Snow Cooler

Arena Arnold Wins Mugshot Game, NFL Neighborhood & Snow Cooler

Arena Arnold is quite the looker: www.wivb.com/web/wivb/news/crime/cops-drunk-driver-claims-to-be-passenger Neighborhood’s street names are all after NFL teams and U of M basketball...

Jan 21, 2014Features
Speedskater Gives Double Middle-Finger Salute, Snowy MetLife Stadium & More

Speedskater Gives Double Middle-Finger Salute, Snowy MetLife Stadium & More

A Dutch speed skater gave his Russian opponent the two-finger salute and somewhere in a photo of snow is MetLife...

Jan 20, 2014Features
Full Penalty Boxes After :02, Archie DNA & Patriots AFC Champions Tees

Full Penalty Boxes After :02, Archie DNA & Patriots AFC Champions Tees

2 seconds into the game both penalty boxes are full, Best Broncos Jersey you’ll see all day and Patriots AFC...

Jan 17, 2014Features
The Lloydminster Bobcats Don Cherry Jerseys & Escort-Quality Vodka

The Lloydminster Bobcats Don Cherry Jerseys & Escort-Quality Vodka

Check out this Alberta Juniors hockey team’s Don Cherry inspired jerseys and it is so smoggy in China they are...

Jan 16, 2014Features
It’s A Jeep Thing, Wizards Bandwagon Cam & Gophers Cheer Guide

It’s A Jeep Thing, Wizards Bandwagon Cam & Gophers Cheer Guide

Check out the boss driving the Miata with the top down in the snow. And the Ford Taurus with no...

Jan 15, 2014Features
Miss Arkansas With D-Bag At Kentucky Game & Sweet Golf Tan

Miss Arkansas With D-Bag At Kentucky Game & Sweet Golf Tan

Check out Miss Arkansas and the tool with her, sweet golf hat tan and Bieber’s neighbor. Do you see random...

Jan 14, 2014Features
No Commitment From Charlie Strong & NYC Mayor Pizza-Eating Fail

No Commitment From Charlie Strong & NYC Mayor Pizza-Eating Fail

Louisville Planet Fitness calling out Charlie Strong in their new year campaign. And the NYC Mayor gets called out for...

Jan 13, 2014Features
Giant Seahawks Head, KHL All-Star Muscles Goalie & Big Bang Grabs Their Golden Globes

Giant Seahawks Head, KHL All-Star Muscles Goalie & Big Bang Grabs Their Golden Globes

Wes Welker had on a giant helmet but this Seahawks fan had him beat on the weekend. And check out...

Jan 10, 2014Features
Fat Bastards Rolling Through Drive-Thru, Tangled Up In Love & A Little Icy

Fat Bastards Rolling Through Drive-Thru, Tangled Up In Love & A Little Icy

Check out these two fatties rolling through the drive thru, $3.50 – 50% off sale fail and college students have...

Jan 9, 2014Features
Johnny Manziel Billboard, Spider Man Parts & Canadian Polar Plunge

Johnny Manziel Billboard, Spider Man Parts & Canadian Polar Plunge

Tyler, Texas had digital billboards happy that Johnny Manziel was going pro, best latte art ever and Frank Thomas is...

Jan 8, 2014Features
Buffalo Church Taps Out, Michelle Rodriguez At Knicks Game & Carma Sutra

Buffalo Church Taps Out, Michelle Rodriguez At Knicks Game & Carma Sutra

Lots of snow in Buffalo, Michelle Rodriguez before her make-out session at the Garden and your guide to having sex...

Jan 7, 2014Features
Red Lightning Meets MILFs, Creepy Truck Driver & Australian Pond Hockey

Red Lightning Meets MILFs, Creepy Truck Driver & Australian Pond Hockey

The most underrated star of Florida State’s big BCS win? Ballboy Frankie Grizzle-Malgrat, AKA Red Lightning. He was all over...

Jan 6, 2014Features
Crazed Colts Fan, Great KC Newspaper Headline & Poo-dough

Crazed Colts Fan, Great KC Newspaper Headline & Poo-dough

Horse(Bleep) KC newspaper headline, nothing like playing with some fake poop and Spirit Airlines great marketing ad to Colorado. Do...

Jan 3, 2014Features
Two Silly Canucks, Fantasy Football Loser & Lining Up For Marijuana

Two Silly Canucks, Fantasy Football Loser & Lining Up For Marijuana

Check out the line for the first day of legal marijuana in Denver and love the Minnesota Gopher shirts. Do...

Jan 2, 2014Features
First Baby Of 2014 Is So’Unique, Steele Johnson & Tree-Fence

First Baby Of 2014 Is So’Unique, Steele Johnson & Tree-Fence

First baby name of 2014, is So’Unique it’s a Miracle her mother doesn’t get slapped. And check out the best...