Braves Pitcher Casey Kelly Hits Girlfriend Lottery — Meet Ariel Wood


I keep saying it over and over and over again…push your son to play baseball. Don’t let him play football. Train for baseball in the fall. Relocate your family to the south, preferably South Florida, Arizona or Southern California. Pray daily, for his sake, that the baseball gods touch his shoulder and send him to the show.
Your son could end up like new Braves pitcher Casey Kelly. He could hit the hot girlfriend lottery like Kelly and start dating a Phoenix Suns dancer named Ariel Wood. Casey has pitched in a total of 9 games over two MLB seasons and pulls Ariel Wood. He’s spent parts of 6 seasons in the minors and still has enough pull to land a Suns dancer. NFL guys area already working the landscaping department at Lowes by 26. Meanwhile, Kelly has two…I REPEAT…TWO MLB victories and gets a Suns dancer.
Add in some 1st round signing money back in the day, the fact that his dad is former MLBer Pat Kelly and you’re talking about a pretty nice life for this guy and connections for days.
Kelly had an offer to play football at Tennessee and chose baseball. Then he signed a 1st round contract and got a $3M signing bonus.
Fathers, do the right thing. Tape a baseball to your son’s hand tonight before he goes to bed. Deflate all the footballs, throw them in the trash and pretend the sport is about to fold because of concussions. Do what’s right for your boy(s).

[xoawood – IG]
 

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