Reddit AMA’s rarely pique my interest, but you get Fred Smoot, star of the infamous Vikings sex boat, behind the keyboard and I’m there to soak it all in. Fred keeps it real, and if people are going to ask him questions about our guy, Johnny Manziel, I have no choice but to post the answers.
Fred’s sex boat alone is more outrageous than everything Johnny’s done since getting into the NFL, so he’s the guy to listen to on this type of stuff.
Manziel Question #1: Sup Smoot? I hope life is treating you well! I’m a Browns fan, care to weigh in on our seemingly unique new strategy to creating an FO and maybe your opinion of Manziel?
Smoot: pick a damn direction and stick with it. continuity wins football games.
Johnny Football and RG3 both need to be back in Texas where they belong.
Manziel Question #2: What do you think the next chapter in the Johnny Manziel saga is?
Smoot: he gonna have a lot of fun drinking with his friends when he can’t find a place to play anymore. ask fred davis what the next chapter is. i love freddy d to death, thats my brother, but once you get a bad rap, it’s hard asa muh****er to lose it.
Nothing too groundbreaking here. We’re salivating at the prospect of a “Johnny Cowboy” angle, and No.2 is clearly doing his part to make sure Jerry Jones swoops his ass up.
Additional noteworthy responses
Fred ends the Brady-Manning debate; talks “Gisele Juice:”
Brady the GOAT – Manning on the juice. look how big his head is. straight barry bonds dome. Brady just winning football games with Gisele juice.
(Couldn’t have said it better myself.)
Fred lets the stoners know what he’s currently smoking:
I think they call this sh*t girl scout cookies.
And, finally, some Jay Gruden fun:
Jay Gruden like that dude who graduated a couple years ago from college but still sticks around to bang the young chicks and coach the rugby team. he’s the coolest dude i think. players f*** with him.
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