Dustin Johnson’s PGA Bucket List

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Now that we know Dustin Johnson, 30, has been suspended from the PGA for using cocaine, it is the perfect time to go over the things this guy has accomplished on his bucket list.

Involved in robbery at 16; a handgun was stolen; the handgun was later used by a maniac in a murder

• Failed one PGA drug test for pot

• Failed two PGA drug tests for coke

• Has fooled around with PGA wives

• Broke up one marriage

Dated Natalie Gulbis

• Has 8 PGA wins

• Can dunk a basketball

• Flies on private jets

Engaged to Paulina Gretzky

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• Coaches Janet in club golf tourneys

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