UPDATED: If you had Jadeveon Clowney as the 2014 NFL draft pick most likely to make it rain in a strip club on his first full day as a pro, you may want to collect your winnings (we’d have bet on Manziel).
You can hear the DJ say “First round draft picks here, baby…”
Does that mean it was the Houston Texans’ first overall draft pick Jadeveon Clowney on that stage (just hours after he took his mom for a nice steak dinner at Del Frisco’s)?
No. BUT… those guys on stage in the blurry video sure do look like the guys in the picture below (taken at The Gatsby in Houston on Friday by AristocratLife.com): Jadeveon Clowney and friends, with Eagles third round draft pick Josh Huff (Oregon) and Texans safety/former Gamecock D.J. Swearinger (h/t to @Shea_Emshoff.
Judge all you want, but you can’t tell us that you’d spend your first night as the first player chosen in the NFL Draft any better than Clowney seemingly did.
• Flight to Texas
• Steak dinner with mom
• Making it rain on some babes
That’s like John Wooden’s Pyramid of Success for the modern age.
Also – is there any doubt that the Eagles have found the perfect replacement at WR for DeSean Jackson in Josh Huff? #InChipWeTrust
* UPDATE – Video removed from Instagram. The user did post this one, though: