World Cup Models

Jun 13, 2014

2014 FIFA World Cup: Hottest Models of Group H

  Group H features the models of South Korea, Algeria, Belgium, and, our personal favorite, Russia. Wait a flipping minute. We just received a text from Vladimir Putin asking us to mention his manly physique and that he can lift...

Jun 13, 2014

2014 FIFA World Cup: Hottest Models of Group G

  A guy walks into a bar and sees Hitler sitting down on the other end. Naturally, he approaches him to ask if he is the real Hitler and the man replied, “Of course I am Adolph Hitler. I am...

Jun 12, 2014

2014 FIFA World Cup: Hottest Models of Group F

  This is a message to the fans of Argentina. Stop partying so much and watch a damn soccer game. It is like Mardi Gras all the time with you people. Seriously. We paid top dollar to go watch Argentina...

2014 FIFA World Cup: Hottest Models of Group E

  Honduras and Ecuador were both put into a group they cannot win. Although, it will be fun to watch them try. Switzerland is just too talented and has too many weapons to falter. France is going to be expected...

Jun 12, 2014

2014 FIFA World Cup: Hottest Models of Group D

  Another World Cup, another England squad ready to disappoint their fan base. But you can’t really blame them, can you? The answer is no, no you cannot. England has the best and most passionate fans that live in a...

Jun 11, 2014

2014 FIFA World Cup: Hottest Models of Group C

  Is it inappropriate to completely disregard the soccer matches and focus solely on the supermodels that arise from each and every one of these countries? Would anyone really object to that? That would be like having a female laying...

Jun 10, 2014

Jun 5, 2014

2014 FIFA World Cup: Hottest Models of Group A

  Brazil and Croatia. If the words that follow that sentence aren’t amazingly sexy supermodels, then we just do not know what the crap is going on with the world these days. The fans are already out and about the...