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Nov 20, 2014

Tom Brady Welcomes Back LeGarrette Blount With Excellent High Five Video

On Monday night, LeGarrette Blount walked off LP Field for the final time as a member of the Pittsburgh Steelers and right back into the loving arms of Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots. The Pats officially signed the...

Nov 20, 2014

Raiders Fan Stocks Cooler With Beer and Epic Amounts of Weed

The NFL has gifted America with yet another Thursday night slobberknocker with the Kansas City Chiefs traveling to the Bay Area to face the hapless and winless Oakland Raiders. Now despite being awful, Raiders fans will show up since they...

Nov 20, 2014

Arizona Head Coach Sean Miller Runs Onto Court, Shouts Directions

Arizona head basketball coach Sean Miller is a fiery guy. In fact, he is so intense that sometimes he strays away from the sideline and enters the field of play. He did so on Wednesday as his team faced off...

Gilbert Arenas Slams ‘Ugly Chicks’ on Instagram

It’s good to be former NBA player Gilbert Arenas. The dude blew up while playing with the Washington Wizards then got himself a fat payday in 2008, signing a six-year, $111 million contract. Unfortunately for the Wiz, he was never...

Nov 20, 2014

Jameis Winston Joins Fellow FSU Students Outside Strozier Library For Vigil

As you probably know by now, a former Florida State University graduate by the name of Myron May opened fire on FSU students inside of Strozier Library early Thursday morning, wounding three. According to the Washington Post, one of those...

Nov 20, 2014

Muffed Field Goal Attempt Leads to Clinching Touchdown for SUNY Cortland

While everyone was freaking out about Alabama and Florida State last weekend, SUNY Cortland and Ithaca engaged in an epic Cortaca Jug battle. The game literally went down to the last second, with Cortland moving down the field to set...

Nov 20, 2014

Nov 19, 2014

Bucks Bench Rages After Brandon Knight Misses Game-Winning Layup Attempt

It was an emotional night in Brooklyn as Milwaukee Bucks head coach Jason Kidd returned to the Barclays Center for the first time since trying to steal Billy King’s powers as general manager of the Nets. Kidd was met with...

Nov 19, 2014

Angels Pitcher Hector Santiago Kissed Terry Francona’s Bald Head

Cleveland Indians manager and MLB All-Stars coach Terry Francona will never sit comfortably in a plane again. While en route to Okinawa for the conclusion of the MLB Japan All-Star Series, Tito was sleeping soundly in his first-class seat when...

Nov 19, 2014

USC Duct Tapes Campus Statues to Prevent UCLA Vandalism

This Saturday marks the annual USC-UCLA rivalry game, which means both campuses are on vandalism watch. USC appears to be going the extra mile, duct taping major statues all around campus just in case some Westwood brahs try to paint...

Nov 19, 2014

Paul George is a Public Relations Intern for the Pacers

Paul George will be a non-factor for the Indiana Pacers this season, but it appears the team has found another use for their star until his return. The Fresno State product revealed that he is now a public relations intern...

Nov 19, 2014

Tank (5-8, 230) H.S. Lineman Takes Hidden Handoff To The House For TD

We all know that the best part about the movie Varsity Blues is giant redneck Billy Bob literally putting the team on his back and scoring the game-winning touchdown. Oh, and Ali Larter’s whipped cream bikini. Crescenta Valley High School...

Nov 19, 2014

Willie McGinest Unloading His Boston Condo- Just $644,900!

It looks like three-time Super Bowl champion Willie McGinest is officially done with Boston, listing his condo in Quincy for $644,900. This has probably been a long time coming for Willie, who is from Long Beach and notes that as...