NFL Draft rolls on tonight. That’s right, more action from family rooms. I hope ESPN has 100 more families for me to watch. The action is so perfect. I had a friend complaining about how long the 1st round was taking. All I kept thinking was how I could watch this stuff 24 hours a day during quarantine. Nothing else matters today. Clear your schedule, you’re watching the draft.
• Masha Fokina gets Friday rolling
• This hardo could be Kim Jong Un’s successor
• Mickey Mantle reportedly puked while banging some woman back in the day…I might read this book
• Jerry Jones was on his $250M yacht
• Mike Vrabel: My son wasn’t taking a dump during live look-in
• I can’t believe this Florida Man was arrested for DUI…doesn’t look like he drinks
• TV reporter has a fish on top of his fridge that looks like it’s about to eat him
• CeeDee Lamb’s girlfriend one more time
Snag of the Week
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_WBUdEFkq2/
Sandwich of the Day
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_VqZ_GpF9S/