Well, well, well…what do we have here? Ohio wants in on the Florida vs. Ohio Challenge. You guys know the rules: One state, one police story, it has to be crazy. This time we have a semi-hot young lass named Brittany giving a lap dance to a nursing home resident.
The problem? He didn’t like it.
From the Sandusky (OH) Register:
A former nursing home employee is facing a criminal charge following a sexually provocative act involving a 100-year-old resident, according to the Sandusky Police Department.
Another former employee used a cellphone to record Brittany L. Fultz, 26, of Marblehead, making a provocative advance toward the male resident, said Sandusky police Detective Anthony Bath. He described the advance as similar to a lap dance. He said the resident, who has dementia, made indications that he was not on board with Fultz’s actions.
“He did not want this going on,” Bath said.
Of course a cellphone was involved. There’s no other reason for Britt Britt to be giving Homer a lap dance. Here’s where I’m having trouble with this story. Supposedly the patient didn’t want this going on. I’m calling bullshit on that.
Think about this for a second. You’re 100. You have a chick young enough to be your great-great granddaughter up on the D. You’re probably going to die the next day. This IS THE ULTIMATE WAY TO GO OUT. I have a feeling someone coaxed the old timer into saying he didn’t want the dance. Can’t believe, even with dementia, that it wasn’t an instant go-time. I’ve heard stories about the nursing homes. Old timers hitting on the chicks all the time in those places.
Plus, Britt Britt was just messing around. You can’t even joke these days. It’s a shame.
Fultz is charged with gross sexual imposition, a fourth-degree felony.
