All hail Desiree Farmer, the possible breakout star of the week who got toasted and went golf carting early Sunday morning in Spanish Springs, Florida, according to the local cops who arrested her for DUI — on the golf cart. I should also add that, according to her Facebook page, Des is also a Gators fan, which adds a sports angle to this one even if you threw out the golf cart angle.
In other words, this is a home run arrest report for us. Florida-golf cart-rare good looking DUI subject-Gators fan.
Desiree was picked up around 2 a.m. Sunday morning after she had an altercation with someone in a parking lot. One thing led to another and she was turning in a police report that included Busch Light and Jim Beam. LEGEND!
From Villages-News:
It was determined that Farmer’s driver’s license had been suspended in June for failure to pay a traffic fine.
She failed field sobriety exercises.
In the golf cart, small plastic cups containing a Jello-like substance were discovered. There were two open containers of Busch Light beer and a half-full bottle of Jim Beam whiskey was found on the floorboard of the golf cart, according to the arrest report.
She refused to provide a breath sample.
When asked how much she had to drink, Farmer replied, “I couldn’t even tell you.”
Telling you right now, this chick has the intangibles to go viral. The bro sites are going to love this and take the story by the morning. One thing leads to another and she’s a breakout IG star. Just watch.
