What do you do if your college football team allows 89 combined points (Kentucky) in the first two games of the season? For most fans, the answer is to wag the finger at the defensive coordinator and let him know he’s on the hot seat.
However, one Kentucky fan decided that isn’t enough and took things next level by sending D-coordinator D.J. Eliot a bag of penis candy.
KentuckySportsRadio.com has a screenshot of the “bag of dicks” being sent to Eliot from fan @JaxTeller_KY via DicksByMail.com.
Savvy stuff from Jax looking up the promo code to save some money.
He’s also live tweeting the shipment on Twitter in case you’re interested:
#BagOfDicks live tracking pic.twitter.com/s2msQgn72X
— Jax Teller (@jaxteller_KY) September 12, 2016
Getting close!
I'm happy to report as of 1040a, #BagOfDicks has successfully arrived at a USPS facility in Albany, NY. pic.twitter.com/bPSmY6U0ra
— Jax Teller (@jaxteller_KY) September 13, 2016