Buy Dwayne Bowe’s Florida Home — $799K

You have to hand it to Dwayne Bowe — the guy pretty much did nothing at all on the field last season to earn the $9 million guaranteed he received from the Cleveland Browns. And when we say nothing, we’re talking 13 catches for 53 yards in seven games of work.
But hey, if you’re in the market for a home in Florida, Dwayne can hook it up because he’s currently selling his home in Coral Gables for just $799,000.
Dwayne purchased the house in 2012 for $590,000, so he’s looking to continue raking in the dollars.
Details from Dwayne’s realtor:

GAURD GATED WITH 24 HOUR SECURITY. THE WELL KEPT COMMUNITY OF WHISPERING WOODS OFFERS SAFTEY AND SERENITY AT THE SAME TIME. HOME HAS ENOUGH YARD ALLOWING ROOM FOR ADD ONS AND ADDITIONS WHICH WILL ADD VALUE AND APPRECIATION DUE TO THE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR HOME NEXT DOOR. WITH THE SPACIOUS, OPEN FLOOR PLAN AND VOLUME CEILINGS THIS HOUSE BOAST MANY BELLS AND WHISTLES THROUGH OUT.

Spoiler: This home is loud. You’ve got pillars and some Egyptian figure in the dining room, framed Dwayne photos scattered throughout, zebra print sheets in the guest room, etc.

Additional highlights of the house:

  • 5 beds/ 3.5 baths/ 4,080 sqft
  • Dwayne spared no expense decorating his dining/living room
  • Leopard sheets in Dwayne’s fancy master bedroom
  • 5 miles from Whole Foods

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